There is no natural selection of physics
Physics turns up with a "1 am here" attitude and "I am your only choice"
What about "I am your only...
Because that is how physics fits stuff together
Physics fits stuff together, Minions call some of this fitted together stuff information, and / or...
DNA operates as per physics
How far down this rabbit hole do you wish to go? For me it stops here
I disagree, the plants do the math and employ mathematical growth functions.
Anthropomorphising at its best
Of course they don't know they do that....
A guy is out duck shooting by a river.
He shoots a duck and it falls in the field behind him.
He goes into the field pick up the duck, and the...
Tidying up my emails and most of above from friend Chris
Tuned up some text
A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S...
Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg .
Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety...
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her...
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his...
The Chicken Farmer
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes...
The accountant says, "Before we...
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
At the Grocery Store!!!
When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries, the cashier yelled, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note...
A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks,
"Do you have...
HOW TO INSTALL AMERICAN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on...
Bluey goes to an outdoor show and wins a tinnie.( aluminium boat)He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with...
A young woman started work in the Village chemist shop
She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.
The Chemist was going on...
A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a...
A bloke goes in an adult store in western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
Bloke behind the counter says,
'Male or female?'
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