Jokes and Funny Stories II

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    A couple expecting twins were on their way to the hospital when they got into a car accident. The husband woke up in the hospital, bewildered and anxious. Luckily, his brother was there and told him that the twins had been born and they and their mother were all fine. "There's just one thing," the brother continued.

    "What's that?"

    "Well, the hospital staff were in a hurry to register the births, so I named the babies for you."

    The husband was apprehensive because his brother had an offbeat sense of humor. "What did you name them?"

    "Well, I named your daughter DeNiece."

    The husband was relieved. "What did you name my son?"

    "DeNephew."
     
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    That joke was lame when my dad told it.

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    It has the ring of a Reader's Digest "joke". Is there still a Reader's Digest?

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